I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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