Kiss
Puke
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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