New low: just hacked my moms facebook
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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