in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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