God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Everything about him screamed your future.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
