okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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