So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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