I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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