I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
