I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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