i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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