So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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