arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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