I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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