Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Watching her eat just hurts me
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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