During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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