I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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