You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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