im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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