What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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