girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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