No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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