So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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