I hate your face
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik