Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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