This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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