So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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