If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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