WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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