I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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