i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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