maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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