My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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