is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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