i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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