worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
whose ass print is on the piano?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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