This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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