He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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