The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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