Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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