You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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