white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...