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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway

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• (585): View more from New York

  I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.

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