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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..

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  Both

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  dude she's married.

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  so? a ring don't cover no holes.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

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  stop writing like that.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.

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  Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.

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• (916): View more from California

  The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now

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  You gays are geniuses

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.

  (253): View more from Washington

  I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt

  (607): View more from New York

  Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...

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