when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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