Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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