did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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