fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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