I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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