Just took my morning after pill in the library
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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