Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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