well most of my day revolves around power hour
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
