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what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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