We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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