this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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