My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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