so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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