Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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